S1
Sardarji : Should I buy tickets to My Children ???
Conductor : Yes , Only if they are above 8 .
Sardarji : Thank God , I have Only 6 Children .
Conductor : Yes , Only if they are above 8 .
Sardarji : Thank God , I have Only 6 Children .
S2
SARDAR goes for an interview for a post of detective. Interviewer:Who killed Gandhiji? SARDAR:Thanx for d job sir. I'll start investigation today!
S3
Boss: where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab
Boss: which part?
Sardar: Kya which part? Whole body born in punjab
Boss: where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab
Boss: which part?
Sardar: Kya which part? Whole body born in punjab
S4
Sardar was lying in beach.
An american : are you relaxing?
Sardar : No I'm Gopal sing.
Another American : R U relaxing?
Sardar : No I'm Gopal singh.
Sardar left the place in anger. Then Sardar asks 1 American lying nearby RU relaxing?
American :yes.
Sardar slaps him & says stupid All r searching 4 U & U r lying here?
An american : are you relaxing?
Sardar : No I'm Gopal sing.
Another American : R U relaxing?
Sardar : No I'm Gopal singh.
Sardar left the place in anger. Then Sardar asks 1 American lying nearby RU relaxing?
American :yes.
Sardar slaps him & says stupid All r searching 4 U & U r lying here?
Sardar jomon singh is filling job application.he promptly fill the lines of NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.Then came colum SALARY EXPECTED.after much thought he wrote YES!!
S6
In a Maths exam Sardar was dancing instead of writing,
Why?
Think?
Why?
Think?
cOz someone told him that there is marks for every STEP!!
S7
Pak : Wat if i get 1 or 6?
Sardar : U Hv 2 play again..
Sardar's dad died & he was cryin. After 2 min srdr strtd 2 cry louder.
Friend : wat happend now?
Sardar : My sister just called me. Her dad also died.!!!!
Friend : wat happend now?
Sardar : My sister just called me. Her dad also died.!!!!
S9
One sardar was driving a train, pettennu train paalam tetty parambil koodi odan thudangi. Lot of people died. Station master suspended sardar and asked"what happened" SARDAR: train odichu vannapol oral palathil kidakkunnu.
ST MASTER: oralude jeevan rakshichappol etra pera mariched, Train avante nenjilude ketty vidan melarunno?
SARDAR:"Njanum atha nokiyathu pakshe train aduth vannappol Aa thendi parambil koodi odi!!!!
ST MASTER: oralude jeevan rakshichappol etra pera mariched, Train avante nenjilude ketty vidan melarunno?
SARDAR:"Njanum atha nokiyathu pakshe train aduth vannappol Aa thendi parambil koodi odi!!!!
Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
S11
Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
S12
A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
S12
A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
S13
Free Punjab
There was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for a free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?" That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave... "No problem! We'll attack Amrika, it would take over us and then we would become a State of USA and develop automatically." All the surds became happy with this very simple solution but an old surd was not. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy. The old surd replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY WELL... WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"
There was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for a free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?" That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave... "No problem! We'll attack Amrika, it would take over us and then we would become a State of USA and develop automatically." All the surds became happy with this very simple solution but an old surd was not. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy. The old surd replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY WELL... WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"
S14
Brain Tumor
There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!;
Brain Tumor
There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!;
S15
13th Floor
One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor building when a man came running in
to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter
Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in
panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office
window. While coming down when he was near the tenth
floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named
Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered
he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground
he remembered he was not Santa Singh.
13th Floor
One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor building when a man came running in
to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter
Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in
panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office
window. While coming down when he was near the tenth
floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named
Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered
he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground
he remembered he was not Santa Singh.
S16
Elephants Don't Fly
A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to
observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird
dropped a load when it was directly over him. The
Sardar says, "Good thing that elephants don't fly."
Elephants Don't Fly
A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to
observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird
dropped a load when it was directly over him. The
Sardar says, "Good thing that elephants don't fly."
S17
Answer in brief
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, " it says here,
'Answer the following questions in brief'.".
Answer in brief
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, " it says here,
'Answer the following questions in brief'.".
S18
Missing donkey
Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"
The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it hat I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."
Missing donkey
Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"
The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it hat I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."
S19
Answering phone
A sardarji with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."
Answering phone
A sardarji with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."
S20
The hidden camera
Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet: “What are you searching for?”
Santa Singh: “Hidden camera!”
Jasmeet: “And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?”
Santa Singh: “That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, you are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?”
The hidden camera
Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet: “What are you searching for?”
Santa Singh: “Hidden camera!”
Jasmeet: “And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?”
Santa Singh: “That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, you are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?”
I like Your blog Jokes In Hindi good jokes
ReplyDeleteJokes In Hindi
Jokes Santa Banta
joke in hindi
birthday jokes
funny jokes hindi me
Hindi Jokes
Ur jokes are good...in all langs
ReplyDeleteTq...had fun reading them.👌
ReplyDelete