Tintumon is an imaginary character created and developed by Malayalees around the world. The exact moment of the birth of this character is still unknown. We have been reading Tintumon jokes almost everyday in our mobile.
Together let us make Tintumon as the best
Together let us make Tintumon as the best
TM1
Achan: eda tintuve…..nhan ninne vazhaku parayumbol ninaku feel aaville..appol nee ninte vishamom mattan enthu cheyum ?
Tintumon: njan veetile toilet nallapole vrithi aakum
Achan: athu kond ninte vishmom engane marana??
Tintumon: Nhan Toilet vrithi aakunath Achante toothbrush kond aanu!!!
TM2
Tintumon & Dundumol were sitting and two dogs kissed
In a park, Tintumon & Dundumol were sitting and two dogs kissed
Tintumon: Ninaku virodamilengil njanum.
Dundumol: Ok, pakshe sukshichu venam patti chilapo kadikkum!!
TM3
Tintumon camera vangan chennappol
Tintumon camera vangan chennappol
tintumon:oru digi cam venam
Shopkeeper:eathu type
Tintumon: “ee photo okkae edukkan pattuna type…”
Shopkeeper:??@@!*
TM4
Oru full size photo edukkan ethraya
Tintumon photo edukkan chennapol
Tintumon: oru full size photo edukkan ethraya?
Shopkeeper:150rs
Tintumon: appo randu peru nikkukayanenkiloo..
TM5
Father and tintumon standing in front of the tiger’s cage
father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger’s cage at the zoo. The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression.
Dad,” tinumon said finally, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …”
“Yes, son?” the father said expectantly.
“What bus should I take home?” tinumon finished.
TM6
Tintumon’s father’s name
Teacher: nigalude achande name englishil parayamo?
Tintumon: RED BEUTIFUL UNDERWEAR
Teacher: Appol,Entha Achande Sharikula name
Tintumon: SUDERLAL SHETTI
TM7
Cousin
jintappan kukkumolude koode pogunnadhu kanda tintumon-”aarada aval?
jintappan-”nee thetudharikkanda..aval ente cousin aaneda”
tintumon-”oh..ok.. kazhinja kollam aval ente cousin aayirunnu...."
TM8
maalu-”collegil padikkunna kalathu ninaku endhelum marakkan
pattatha cheetha anubavam
undayittundo?
tintumon-”und..class cut cheydhu filminu pogan irangiya oru
dhivasam aanu aadhyam ninne bus
stopil vachu kandadhu.. adhode theernu ente nalla kaalam..”
TM9
Father Tintumon fell in love with a girl
Father Tintumon fell in love with a girl named Anney…
One day at the time of Curbana..
Fa.Tintumon:Ellavarum kannukal adaku.. Ennit Anney mathram kannu thuraku.
By this time father lifted his Loha and asked..
Fa.Tintumon:Anney ne entanu kandathu.
Anney:Pulmedayil kidakkuna unniyesuvine njan kandu…
TM10
Group photo in School
Classile group photo eduthatinu shesham teacher paranu : “valuthayi kazhiyumbol ee photo kandu ningal parayum..Ithu Ramu innu doctor aanu,Ithu kuttan Innu Vakeel aanu…
tintumon paranu : ithu teacher…paavam thatipooyi !!!
TM11
Tintumon to shopkeeper
Tintumon asked shopkeeper : Dettol soap undo ?
Shopkeeper replied : undallo
Tintu : Enna kai kazhukit 500gm parippu tha…..
TM12
Jeevanulla aarum ee type kittilla
chakkara-”enikku nalla cherukkane thanne venam..ethirthu samsarikkarudh…cheetha chindhagal
paadilla.kudikkarudh,
smoking padilla..cheetha swabavangal onnum paadilla…enne samshayikkarudh..pinne…”
tintumon-”…angane orale kittanam engil valla semitheriyilum poyi thappanam..jeevanulla aarum ee type kittilla”
TM13
Tintumon tourinu pokumbol tintumonte
petti kallan thattiparichukondu poyi
a man:hello thankalude peeti thattikondu
poyi ennittu thankal chirikkunno
tintumon:aliya pettiyude thakkol ente
kayyilanu
TM14
Tintumonum, Dundumolum bike yathrayil
Tintumonum,Dundumolum bike yathrayil
Dundumol:onnu pathukke pokunne…enikku pediyaakunnu
Tintumon:pediyundengil enne pole kannadachu irunnal mathi.
TM15
Tintumon bought 5Kg Onion
Achan:Ethenthaadaa nee 5 kilo ulli vangikkondu vannathu?
Tintumon:Njaan naale pattu paadaan pokuvallai?
Achan:Athinenthinaada ulli?
Tintumon:Achan kettittillai Star Singeril sangathi ulleennu varanam eenu paranjathu..
Oru full size photo edukkan ethraya
Tintumon photo edukkan chennapol
Tintumon: oru full size photo edukkan ethraya?
Shopkeeper:150rs
Tintumon: appo randu peru nikkukayanenkiloo..
TM17
Neighbours love Tintumon?
Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.
Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?
Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……
“DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!”
Answer
Answer
in exam hall
jintappan-”da..da tintu..shhh..da onnu
nokkada”
tintumon-”endhada”
jintappan-”da aa moonamathe
chodhyathinte utharathinte thudakkam mathram paranju
thaada..baaki njan ezhudhikkolam”
tintumon-” ok thudakkam mathram parayam..”the”
baaki ezhudhikkotaa…”
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