Marriage Related



M1.   Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order
         what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish  you had ordered that.
.M2.   Man: Is there any way for long life?           Dr: Get married.           Man: Will it help?                 Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come. M3.  Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?    It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
M4.   Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?    Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
M5.   It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.    It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
M6.  It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women   and then he turns them into Wives.
M7.  If u r married please ignore this MSG,   For everyone else: Happy Independence Day
M8.  Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.   After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
M9.  There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic    banking. It's called marriage.
M10. Girlfriends r like chocolates,     Taste good anytime.      Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.      Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there's no choice.
M11.    Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?      Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
M12.   Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?      Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
M13.  Q: Why dogs don't marry?     A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
M14.  There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he
    would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going throe hell.
M15.  Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other     ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
M16.   Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?      A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
M17.    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.      Lee Majors.
M18.  After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't    face each other, but still they stay together.    Al Gore.
M19. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a     bad one, you'll become a philosopher.     Socrates 
M20.   Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.      Mike Tyson
M21. The great question... Which I have not been able to answer... Is, "What does     a woman want?     George Clooney  
M22.  I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.     Bill Clinton  
M23.  "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a       restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and       dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."       George W. Bush
   M24. "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."      Rudy Giuliani  
M25.  "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic       banking. It's called marriage."       Michae Jordan
M26.  "I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second       one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!       Donald Trump
M27.       Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming        1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,        2. Whenever you're right, shut up.        Shaquille O’Neal 
M28.   The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...      Kobe Bryant  
M29.   You know what I did before I married? Anything wanted to.      David Hasselhoff  
M30.   My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.       Alec Baldwin
M31.    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.       Barack Obama  
M32.   Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.      Tommy Lee
M33.    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he       received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."       Brad Pitt
M34.    First Guy (proudly): "M wife's an angel!"       Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."       Jimmy Kimmel  
M35.   “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the        reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”        David Letterman  
M36.   “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding        ring...soon after....comes Suffe...ring!" ..... ..... ......
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