Tintu mon...........................
Tintumon is an imaginary comic character . He is a kid , but he is really funny in his thoughts ,doing and speaking .
Here are some Tintumon jokes in the language of English . These jokes are international jokes which makes you to think ....
T1
An English man and Tintumon met while going to the toilet..
English man: Good morning, how do u do?
Tintumon: Usually we remove underwear and then do, And how do u do?
T2
Tintu learns C++ :
Tintumon was asked “what is the object oriented way to get wealthy ?”
Tintumon replied ” Inheritance ”
T3
Teacher: “What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?”
Tintumon: “A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl…!!!”
T4
father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger’s cage at the zoo. The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression.
Dad,” tinumon said finally, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …”
“Yes, son?” the father said expectantly.
“What bus should I take home?” tinumon finished.
T5
Teacher:What is the formula of water? Tintumon:
H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O
Teacher:What is this?
Tintumon: This is Corporation Water!
T6
Techy Tintumon
Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!
T7
An English man and Tintumon met while going to the toilet.
English man: good morning, how do u do?
Tintumon: usually we remove underwear and then do, And how do u do?
T8
Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote: Drive carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the teachers..!!
T9
Tintumon: Dad , there is a small PTA meeting at my school tomorrow …..
Dad: Tintu , What do you mean by a small PTA meeting ???
Tintumon : It is …. . Just You , me and The Principal !!!
T10
Dundumon : Why did you sleep with a scale ?
Tintumon : Because , I want to measure how long I have slept !!!!!!!
T11 Tintumon is following Pinkymol …….
Pinkymol : Don't follow me . My Mother is coming behind you .
Tintumon : Don't worry . My Father is following her !!!!!!!
T12
Teacher : Tintumon , You have been sending E-Mails to other Students that I am Ugly ???
Tintumon : Sorry Madam ... I didn’t realize that you wanted to Keep it a Secret …
T13
Commerce professor : What is the most important source of finance for starting business ???
Tintumon : Father in law .
T14
Tintumon and Dundumon were beggars .
Tintumon : I had a grand dinner at Taj hotel yesterday .
Dundumon : How ???
Tintumon : Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday . I went to Taj hotel and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-
and enjoyed the dinner . When the bill came , I said , I had no money .
The hotel manager called the police man and handed over me to him . I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow
and he set me free.
T15
Pinkymol : What is difference between Orange and Apple ?
Tintumon : Color of Orange is ORANGE , but color of Apple is not APPLE.
T16
Dundumon : All tragedies are Finished by " A DEATH " .Then no problem
Tintumon : And all comedies are finished by " A MARRIAGE ” . Then the problems begin.......
T17
Dundumon : I want to impress a cute girl . which machine should I use ?
Tintumon : Use the ATM machine outside the School .
T18
Dundumon : How can we get clean water ?
Tintumon : Bring the water from the river and wash it .
T19
Tintumon’s doubt......
The black box of the Aeroplane is indestructible .
But why do they not make the Aeroplane of the same material ???
T20
The teacher asks tintumon if he knows his numbers.
“Yes,” he says. “My daddy taught me.”
“Can you tell me what comes after three?”
“Four”
“What comes after six?”
“Seven”
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your father did a very fine job.
What comes after ten?”
“A jack,” answers tintumon....
T21
Tintumon: I was feeling so sleepy this morning that I tossed a coin to decide whether I should attend class or go back to bed.
Dundumon: So, what did you finally do?
Tintumon: I had to toss 10 times before I could finally go back to be.
Can You find out any Good jokes from above Tintu Mon Cool Jokes....?
Dundumon: So, what did you finally do?
Tintumon: I had to toss 10 times before I could finally go back to be.
Can You find out any Good jokes from above Tintu Mon Cool Jokes....?
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